"The world that we know today was not created by God, but rather the Flying Spaghetti Monster." Our conversation has just started, and it’s already very promising. Serge Burgman is the leader of Belgian Pastafarian Church, one of the many thousands of congregations across the planet. However, today we’re talking one religion in particular. On the other end of the telephone is a serene, warm voice, open to discussions about religion. For him, pasta and beer are solutions to all of the world’s problems. We've only come to resemble other people's gods.Who doesn’t like spaghetti? Very few people would turn down a hearty Bolognese, but how many would dare to wear a pasta strainer in public? Serge has no fears in this particular department.
we were created in His ideal image: that of the Pirate. Source: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Spaghedeity Warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are aĭirect result of the shrinking number of Pirates. Yet their numbers haveīeen shrinking ever since the 1800s. Pirates, as you know, are His Chosen People. There is no single reason why pirate regalia has this status, but the Gospel has a lot to say about pirates in general. Source: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Pamphlets it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing HisĬhosen outfit, which, of course, is full Pirate regalia. However, there is a completely different kind of outfit that the mythos is extremely supportive of: Pirate regalia. So, it seems as though strainers are worn by Pastafarians solely because they're pasta-related and hemispherical. Source: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - The FloodĪnd no part of this story implies that wearing the great colander would be a particularly good thing.Įven the Loose Canon has no more than a passing mention of someone wearing a "Holy Colander" and one Pastalm mentioning a strainer. Human weren't even around anymore when He was finally ready to eat.Īnd He poured the spaghetti and water into the Colander of Goodness,Ĭareful to make sure that the water went down the drain of His sink.Īnd as He was eating, He vacantly considered where the drain did Of pasta and slowly simmer the sauce for so long that the original
He produced a great Colander of Goodness and He did collect water inĪn enormous pot, which He heated and He did drop in a heaping portion The most prominent mention is the colander in the flood myth: Strangely, the Pastafarian mythos doesn't seem to support the notion of strainers as religious headgear.
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